The very sexy Shirley Gnome! is taking the lead singer reins after I leave Jackie Treehorn.
Shirley Gnome is a cuntree music burning sensation. Born on a farm just outside of Regina, Saskatchewan, her miraculous birth is a local legend. Her mama, Ingrid “The Flappy Flaps” Robins, shoved a garden gnome into her cooter one horny night, and was struck by lighting at the same time. This act o’ God caused the gnome to get Ingrid “in trouble”, and 9 months later, Shirley Gnome was born. Her mother died in a freak tractor fucking accident when Shirley was just a child. She was 15 when she joined a traveling sex circus, where she first cut her performance chops with her famous “happy octopus” trick. She moved to B.C. hoping that the cool Northwest weather might calm her calamity of a cooter, and began to write songs as a way to turn her urges into catchy “cunt tree” tunes. Look up Shirley on Facebook for more filthy, dirty, downright nasty marketing info!